Let me know if you can read this

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. And then the battle’s not so bad? I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Why would a robot need to drink?

Braaaaapp!

Quit burning shit. Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too […]

My name is John

Not really. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

Saludos

Hola buenas noches

Earth is a roughly spherical object orbiting the sun

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?

The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me! Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

Amendment 3

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

AMENDMENT 2

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment One to the United States Constitution

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.